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Joke of the Day
"What seperates man from animal? Divorce!"
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"The only girl who ever texts me... Is Amber Alert."
"Reddit's future:"
"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"
"What's the difference between an onion and a hooker? I don't cry when I cut up the hooker"
"Don't let him know you're a hologram. Don't let him know you're a hologram. Interviewer: You've got the job! *extends hand* Me: Dammit"
"What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino? 'Elephino."