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Joke of the Day
"Torque is like drugs It makes everything spin around."
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"I walked into a bookshop Me: ""Do you have any books on turtles?"" Them ""Hard back?"" Me: ""Yeah, with little heads"""
"What's red and smells like paint? Red paint"
"What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline"
"Marijuana may cause paranoia but so does watching CNN."
"Why didn't the criminal train operator die when he got the electric chair? he was a bad conductor."
"A priest, a rapist, and a child molester walk into a bar... His name was Fred."
"What do you get from an invisible cow? Evaporated milk!"
"I hear there's a pre-credit stinger in Batman v. Superman But it's not worth sticking around for."
"What do you call a Chinaman that does everything given what other people do? Bayesian."