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Joke of the Day

"Don't have phone sex! You might get hearing aids."

"I think I've found the worst pornstar name to have at the moment. ISIS LOVE"

"What did the type setter sing while he worked? I shot the seriff, but I did not shoot the deputy!"

"WIFE: Where are the groceries? ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean? *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*"

"Fish must really like poetry. They like things that are deep."

"What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? you: R? One might think it's the R, but really, it's the C."

"[NSFW] What do you get when you fuck a dead person in the ass? Cold cumfart"

"I only had one beer Cupcake Can i call you Cupcake? No?? Okay, I only had one beer Officer."

"What's ET short for...? Because he's got little legs."

"Playing Guess Who these days is hard ""Is your person white?"" ""Excuse me?"" ""Is your person white?"" ""I don't see skin color I just see people"""