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Joke of the Day

"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."

"How do you make holy water? You just take normal water and boil the hell out of it."

"Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed."

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"People will put up with a lot of crap, but if you respond to someone's text with, ""k"" you have just crossed a line."

"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."

"What does Ronald Reagan have that Jimmy Carter doesn't? A widow."

"How do you confuse a Jew? Put the bacon on sale for half-off."

"Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy. Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, because Jill's real name was Randy."

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"