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Joke of the Day

"How do you confuse a Jew? Put the bacon on sale for half-off."

"The battery level on my phone pretty much dictates my life."

"What is a joke that so stupid that is actually funny? There was a thread months ago but i lost it..."

"The female stink badger has 12 potent smelling nipples.. dozen tit make scents"

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."

"Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?"

"Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore? There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot"

"Why do people make shitposts? Because they are in a crappy mood."

"How are women and cigarettes similar? The taste changes as you get closer to the butt."

"A Jewish kid wants to go to the mall... and asks his dad for forty dollars. ""Thirty dollars?"" he replies. ""What do you need twenty dollars for?"""