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Joke of the Day

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"Why do asians got to the hospital after voting? Everyone knows that you should see a doctor for an erection that last longer than 4 hours."

"What do you call the game that centres around weak leadership? Reddit."

"So many Jehovah's Witnesses and yet still not a shred of Jehovah's Evidence."

"If it weren't for dating sites, I'd still have some self-esteem. Thank God, it's all gone now."

"I wanna like most of the jokes here... But for the most part, I reddit before."

"Somebody stole my mood ring I'm not sure how i feel about it"

"Some one destroyed the punchline to my Beastie Boys joke earlier.. I'm tellin' y'all, it was a sabotage"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !"

"Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"