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Joke of the Day

"Every morning Tom Cruise announces how many Latinos moved into his neighborhood. He calls it the Minority Report."

"How does a Muslim close the door? Islams it."

"Judas: Still on for Friday? ""Jesus: Friday?"" ""Judas: Yeah, the Last Supper."" ""Jesus: The what?"" ""Judas: Supper. Normal supper with the fellas."""

"I saw Stevie Wonder in concert the other night He didn't see me though"

"Donald Trump was born a year after Hitler died. I now believe in reincarnation."

"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."

"What do you say to a thin American? How's the chemotherapy going?"

"I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with"

"I think my professor might not know my name. He keeps on correcting it with the word ""Late"" on all my papers."

"TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him ""The Great Reader""."