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Joke of the Day

"Hi Reddit, I am on AA Flight 451. We're going down. AMA!"

"Guys Stop Telling Period Jokes They are not bloody funny."

"What'd the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing they just waved.... I'll show my self out"

"I just had a moment of clarity. Glad that's over with."

"Her: Where ya been? Me: At the cemetery. Her: Someone dead? Me: Yeah. All of them."

"Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because Pop'eyes couldn't use the same buildings as the former KFCs."

"Instead of smiling and nodding through a conversation, try clapping and nodding. People will stop talking to you."

"When does a dog go ""moo"" ? When it is learning a new language !"

"What's the opposite of Easter? Wester"

"Sorry I was asleep when you texted me and just woke up when we ran into each other just now"