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Joke of the Day

"[at Eminem show] Cuz I am / whatever you say I am / [from crowd] ""Ur a pony! Ur a tablecloth!"" The shapeshifting continues for hours."

"The only thing I know about Women: They don't like being told what to do unless they're naked."

"A detective tries to find to where his clothes were stolen It was a brief case."

"There are 2 things I hate in this world... People who can't count."

"There are three types of people in this world Those who can count And those who cannot count"

"What do you call the hairiest man in the camp? Jewbacca"

"What do you call a man with three arms and a pegleg? I have no idea because the actual joke is always in the comments."

"I would make a sarcastic comment about North Korea... ... but it's been banned."

"I just got a job crushing cans... It's soda-pressing."

"I want to be rich enough to realize that I can't buy happiness."