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Joke of the Day

"Being the tallest person at work, leads me to believe they hired me because they were short staffed."

"Me and my flat-chested wife went to see a marriage counselor. The counselor said, ""What seems to be the problem?"" ""Well"", I said%"

"Why is Chewbacca bad at sports? He's just a wookie!"

"What has two wings and a halo? A Chinese man on the telephone. Wing wing, halo?"

"How do you fit 50 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 3 in the back and 45 in the ash tray."

"I heard about a robot that beat a man. He was charged with battery."

"Google announced their plan to launch an application to challenge the popular ride sharing app, Uber. The new faction in Google's enterprise should be called, Goober."

"Online shopping. My wife was complaining that i shop too much online and that i had to send some shit back where it came from. So i have sent her back to Thailand."

"I'll never set a book in the ancient Roman Empire again. Ben Hur, done that."

"I like my coffee like I like my women. Handed over by an eastern european immigrant who doesn't care what happens to it or expect to see it again."