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Joke of the Day

"My GF's jokes. #1 What type of car does James Bond drive? 00-Sedan"

"How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people? He couldn't stand it."

"Money can't buy you happiness. But it can buy you burritos and a Slip N' Slide. So you do the math."

"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"It's not a relationship until you argue about whose turn it is to apologize."

"Library charged my Visa $15.60 for my son's lost Dr. Seuss book. Teri got mad oh yes she did, Teri got angry and grounded her kid."

"How do you know a chinese thief has broken into your house? All of your rice is gone, your computer is fixed, and the mother fucker is still trying to back out of the driveway."

"Justin Bieber and Selena have broken...dammit they were my favorite lesbian couple!!"

"Have you seen the new movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet"