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Joke of the Day
"What did the Canadian think of his hardwood flooring? It was Oak, Eh!"
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"I'm not really sure I'm understanding this financial crisis in Greece... It's all Greek to me."
"How do you confuse a straight person? Tell them they're straight."
"How to make friends: Put your clothes on backwards so people don't notice you walking up to them."
"You look like the grinch with plastic surgery gone wrong!"
"I just got a new job working for R.E.M. . . . I'm expecting a generous Michael Stipend."
"The best thing about the airport is how me staring at your tits isn't creepy in your country."
"I caught two teens smoking pot behind my office. Ten minutes later, my boss caught two teens and myself smoking pot behind my office."
"Pizza is like sex If you're going to use barbecue sauce, you need to know what you're doing."
"How many glasses of wine equals two servings of fruit? Asking for a friend."