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Joke of the Day
"Have you seen the new movie Constipated? It hasn't come out yet"
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"What did the pig say to the drunk man? Licence and registration please."
"The worst political jokes..... Are the ones that find themselves getting elected."
"Do you know hwat I do when im sad? Me neither - I'm depressed."
"They say Napoleon got the shakes whenever he put on his uniform... Modern scholars believe he may have had epaulettesy."
"Be sure to empty your pockets before doing your laundry You could get in trouble for money laundering."
"What is a bee Know any bee jokes"
"a coca-cola can and a dr pepper bottle are having an emotional talk... coca-cola asked why dr pepper had been bottling up his feelings for so long!"
"""It's okay, little buddy. Mommy cries when her bottle is empty, too."""
"Why are men smarter during sex? Because they are plugged into a fucking know-it-all."