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Joke of the Day
"How did the lame person feel when he was teased by people? He couldn't stand it."
Next Joke
"Interviewer: What drives you? Me: The bus mostly Interviewer: I mean what motivates you to get out of bed in the morning? M: missing the bus"
"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"
"It makes me sad when people tell me they married their best friend, mostly because marriage between a woman and Vodka will never be legal."
"Take Note: a stress ball can be used for throwing at people who stress you out.. You're Welcome.."
"A little bit of me dies every time I see one of you post a quote that you obviously don't actually live by."
"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"
"Why don't black people dream? The last one who had a dream got shot."
"What's the difference between ignorance and indifference? I don't know and I don't care."
"I'm not only glad that toothpaste was invented I'm enamelled by it."