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Joke of the Day

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"I missed a question on my biology exam today. The question was ""what are commonly found in cells?"" I guess ""black people"" wasn't the right answer."

"I put the 'c**k' in 'puts c**k in anything'."

"Whenever I Think Of Books I touch my shelf."

"My lame brother and his friends dressed up as european sausages tonight! He's the wurst."

"Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay? Because they make cents!"

"When's the worst time to eat candy? When she's on her period."

"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"

"Cannibals probably instagram pictures of their next door neighbors."

"Swim up bars combine my two favorite things. Drinking and peeing in hotel pools."