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Joke of the Day

"Why do crows fly upside down over Reservations? Cause even they know that indians get enough free shit!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... ...drunk. (Now tell me yours)"

"Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar? Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with."

"I fell down a deep dark whole yesterday I could not see that well"

"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."

"What's Black & Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"

"Where do you get bare minerals from? A strip mine"

"What do you call a chicken at the north pole? Lost."

"Whats the difference between a shower curtain and a roll of toilet paper You're not using my bathroom!"