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"What's yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono"
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"I will marry a woman if she knows homer is Not a Simpson and Plato is Not clay"
"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? ....Dr Dre."
"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."