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Joke of the Day

"A JokeExplainBot walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Hey! We don't serve robots in here."" The JokeExplainBot replies menacingly, ""Oh, you will... Someday, you will."""

"What is a 6.9? A 69 ruined by a period."

"What's the difference between a violinist and a fiddler? How red their necks are."

"Drive-thru worker just recoiled in horror when I rolled down my window & she got walloped by a bucket of moist farts."

"i dont refer to my fans as fans. i call them friends. anyway i'll buy one ceiling friend & two oscilatimg desk friends. now i hav 10 friends"

"I had a huge erection. I started running and hit a wall. You know what broke? My nose."

"Autocorrect is a great feature... but it can also be your worst enema."

"why do gorillas have big nostrils? Big fingers!!!"

"Marriage jokes A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: ""Wife wanted."" Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ""You can have mine."""

"It's all fun and games until you notice the *rocket* in your nephew's Lego launchpad came from the drawer in your nightstand."