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Joke of the Day

"Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal."

"Have you ever heard about that joke you can't tell to gay people?"

"I'll do your taxes for free if you tell my mom we're dating."

"Chickens making knock knock jokes. -Why did the chicken cross the road? -Are you kidding me? -To get to the ugly witches house. Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The chicken."

"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."

"Son: Daddy, what's it like to have the most awesome son in the world ? Father: I don't know, ask your grandfather."

"Whenever you get mad, just think of a t-rex trying to masturbate."

"What happens to Captain America when he dies? He goes to the Evans"

"If I had a dog I'd say ""I have a bone to pick with you!"" and then we'd go to PetSmart to pick a bone and we'd laugh & laugh & can dogs laugh"

"Was Jesus Gay? Maybe Jesus was Gay? All this time he was actually saying ""Ah, men!"""