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Joke of the Day

"How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with , ""A man once told me... """

"My girlfriend accused me of being a transvestite... ...So I packed her things and left."

"What do you call a nuclear-powered car? A mobile-Chernobyl!"

"Inventor displays the first knife ever. His friend, ""that's the greatest invention since bread"" Inventor, ""well I'm about to blow your mind"""

"Why is cellphone reception so good in Wisconsin Even the smallest towns have at least 4 bars"

"Why was 6 afraid of 11? Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind."

"""Clique"" is a French word meaning ""small group of insufferable douchebags""."

"Bugs Bunny turns 75 today. Now when he says ""What's up, Doc?"" he's legitimately concerned."

"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."

"Most of being a parent means saying ""Great!!"" when your kid insists you watch him perform an unidentifiable skill."