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Joke of the Day
"What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes? I need some for tonight."
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"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster farmer and a prostitute with diarrhoea? The farmer shucks between fits."
"Chuck Norris Children usually write there name in the snow with pee Chuck Norris writes his name in pee on concrete"
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"If you were a pizza... you'd be a pizza shit!"
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"If you read a text in front of the mirror three times, I will appear and help you analyze it."
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"Babysitting is a way for teenagers to feel like adults while adults go out to feel like teenagers."