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Joke of the Day
"How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down"
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"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs... I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
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"I finally figured out what every woman wants. It's security. Thats what they are yelling everytime I talk to them."
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