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Joke of the Day
"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."
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"What is blue, green, red, yellow, purple, orange, black, brown, and gray? A box of crayons."
"How are vegans okay with drinking water? They can't eat meat, but they can just destroy a fish's home for a glass of water?"
"Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek? Nobody will look for them."
"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"
"I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants."
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
"who called it carrying your cell phone in your front pocket instead of hot signals in your area"
"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""
"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"