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Joke of the Day
"Latvians don't know Fonz... ...they don't have happy days."
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"Baby seal walks into a club... ..."
"How were you conceived? Daddy came on his shoe and kicked mommy in the ass. Or Daddy came on the wall and mommy ran against the wall."
"Man, CNN is so stupid. CNN is so stupid, when they wanted to do a report on Portland counter-culture, they went to a granite shop."
"What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing? The Master Baiter."
"What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!"
"Redditor with a bomb EDIT: Wow, this really blew up! u/flyingscotzman u/FlyingScotzman user/flyingscotzman user/FlyingScotzman"
"Arnold Palmer: get me a refreshing drink Barkeep: try this, its lemonade and iced tea Arnold Palmer: Mmm... its good... I just invented it."
"If you think you're bad with words, imagine the first guy to say ""There there"" when consoling someone"
"My wife said that our son feels neglected. I didn't even know we had a son."