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"I got a Wu ton... Wu tang futon"
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"You know why I hate rape jokes? You have to listen to them whether you want to or not"
"The way to end up $1 Million using the stock market LEGIT invest 10 million into it"
"What do you call a girl without arms and legs? A fuck nugget"
"Did you hear about the time Helen Keller fell down the well? She screamed her fingers to the bone."
"The rodents in my home are so damn big, they step in the glue traps and wear them like flip-flops around the house."
"MORMON ELECTION GAME: Every time Romney becomes president, drink."
"[REQUEST]: Looking for Altitude Competition Flying Joke Looking for the old joke about several pilots bragging about their flight altitudes (?), and then the last one one-upping them all."
"A nun wakes up late for church.... She runs out after quickly getting dressed, and asks a small boy, ""Is mass out?"" He replies, ""No but your hat's on crooked."""
"[God creating hairless cats] How about some foreskin with night vision."