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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
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"Going to get a facial today... this guy on Craigslist is offering a way lower price than the salon!"
"I have but one question Why did curiousity kill the cat?"
"I started a company... I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me. It means a lot"
"What would Hillary tell Bill when she will sit at the Oval Office? ""Close, Bill, but no cigar!"""
"When is a tree it's loudest? When it begins to bark."
"What do dads say when they see someone peeing? European."
"Ask me about my vow of silence."