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Joke of the Day
"Q: Why don't cannibals eat pantomimes? A: Because a mime is a terrible thing to baste."
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"Making people uncomfortable & upset really gives me the most happiness in life . Above all else , I hope to make you feel wrong"
"If two rap artists adopted a child... Would it be named Lil Jon Wayne?"
"My dad told me ""Son if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind"" I told him ""Dad I'm over here"""
"A zombie walks into a bar and asks for a shot. It was a 12 gauge."
"What happens when the smog/fog/smoke over Los Angeles lifts? You see L.A."
"What has four legs, is big, green, and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree on top of you, would kill you? A pool table."
"Guy Fieri sisters name is Girl Fieri"
"6yo wants to ""have a conversation"" with the class bully's parents. Either he's mature beyond his years or he's a mobster."
"Want to hear a joke? Ok How do you find Will Smith in the snow? You look for the fresh prints"