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Joke of the Day

"I spent a good portion of today sitting in a Snuggie watching Cops. Eventually, they told me to go home and put on pants."

"What is the difference between Reddit and children's television? Children don't throw tantrums when there's a rerun of some content."

"Its so busy at work... I feel like a priest and all my tickets are altar boys, I need to touch them all."

"What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you fuckin racist"

"""Yes, he has a great voice but does he have a family member in the final stages of a terminal illness?"" - Reality singing competition shows"

"If you smell Axe body spray on your lawyer you're going to jail."

"I'm not sure what happened to the word ""cocksucker"". People use it now to describe a bad man when it actually describes a good woman."

"Yes, 911?... Yeah, this guy is wearing green-colored skinny jeans and he has a really hot girlfriend. So do I judge him...or her?"

"What's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator ? ... Have you ever heard a refrigerator fart when you pull out the meat?"

"Why was the manipulative ghost so unsuccessful? People could see right through him."