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Joke of the Day
"What's the #1 song in Ukraine? Crimea River"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? It was going to... Al's Toybarn!"
"Why can't Casper have kids? Cause he has a Halloweenie"
"What do a dog and a near-sighted gynecologist have in common? They both have wet noses."
"""Hey, your fly's down"" Oh shit.. *pets fly's head* you'll be alright little buddy, chin up.. we'll get you some new wings"
"What is it called when Batman leaves church early? Christian Bale."
"4/20 It's Hitler's birthday today... ... I guess that brings a whole another meaning to ""Smoking a J"""
"What should I give your sister for unzipping? ...... Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org"
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."
"Why does my van have windows? I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance."