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Joke of the Day

"At School: What Does It Give You? ""Kids, what does the chicken give you?"" ""Meat!"" ""Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"" ""Bacon!"" ""Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"" ""Homework!"""

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"What's black and white and red all over? A bioracial double homocide."
"Chihuahuas are a lot like farts... ...only their owners can stand them."
"Sunday is an attractive person at the bar who turns out to be religious"
"What is Mary short for? She ain't got no legs!"
"DATING TIP: OFFER THEM WATER. PUT 2 STRAWS IN. ROMANTIC WATER."
"Doctor: You appear to have potassium poisoning. Mario: But I've avoided bananas my whole life!"
"*installs google translate* *looks at Arabic tweets for jokes to steal* *finds half my tweets doing better than mine*"
"I would make a terrible Buddhist because I kill a lot of ants and drifters"
"This guy rapes people with a smile on his face Fuck this psycho up. 248 Oh 330 And 0815"