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Joke of the Day
"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."
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"I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey"
"Non-lactating cows are milk duds."
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick"
"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."
"Trump: Do you wanna build a snowman? Elsa: Who will pay for this snowman? Trump: Ok byeee "
"folks this is your captain, we're reaching an altitude of 69,000ft. the plane can't fly this high so we're gonna crash, but it was worth it."
"Why is Donald Trump a good candidate? Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate."
"If you can't say something nice, say it to your husband... he's not listening anyway."
"Regarding today's semi-final: What is the difference between Brazil and a brassiere? One is full of boobs, while the other is a piece of clothing."