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Joke of the Day
"I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey"
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"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead. I'll give these two a lift. Edit: Someone didn't like the word guys in it"
"Autocorrect, no matter how many times I tell you, I don't want anyone's duck in my can't."
"Why is Daniel Radcliffe celebrated and worshiped in Judaism? Because he's the only one who escaped the chamber."
"A man hires a $10 hooker and gets crabs... He goes back with the hooker and complaints , she says ""what were you expecting for 10 bucks? Lobster?"""
"What kind of fun does a priest have? Nun."
"A good sign that you're not ready for children is if you cut your food with a credit card."
"What comes after Q Jokes? /r/Jokes"
"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left the farm? Bison"
"Just seen the grave of the woman from 'My Fair Lady'. It says ""Here lies a Doolittle""."