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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg? Suck his dick"
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"What kind of fence goes on strike? A picket fence."
"A driver gets pulled over for improper use of a carpool lane.. Cop: ""Carpool lane is 2 or more passengers and I don't see your second passenger."" Driver: ""well I'm just beside myself."""
"Not now, inspirational quotes on my cough drop wrapper."
"China has revised its on child per family rule. It will now allow parents to have two children. Chinese parents were so excited, they let their kids have the day off work. Edit: Spelling is hard."
"No Oscar Nominations For People of Color.... Jada Pinkett Smith complained there were no people of color nominated for this year's Oscar awards. Perhaps they've been black listed?"
"i go to a lot of married ladies' funerals and play the part of an upset lover just to mix things up and for free shrimp"
"What do people store their fondest memories in? A nostaljar."
"The Ghostbusters are women?! This totally compromises the integrity of a story about battling evil marshmallows while dressed like a janitor"
"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."