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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."

"Did you know LSD can make you lose weight? Because you can't get to the fridge if there's a dragon guarding it."

"I walked into a gas station and asked, ""Can I have a Kit-Kat chunky?"" The lady behind the counter came back with a Kit-Kat Chunky. I said, ""No, I wanted a normal Kit-Kat you fat bitch."""

"When playing the guitar in public... keep in mind not to finger A minor, you could get arrested."

"What is President Clinton's favourite game? Swallow the leader."

"What happened when the man couldn't afford the mortgage on his haunted house? ...it was repossessed!"

"Things never heard before sex, ""Wait let me take off my crocs first"""

"I shoveled half my driveway yesterday but my wife's still not happy because it just so happens to be the top half the sun melted."

"What did the German say when the Spaniard asked him for some cheese? Mi Kase es su Kase."

"I'm trying to tell fewer dick jokes But it's really hard"