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Joke of the Day

"I was gonna make a chemistry joke Then i realized all the good ones argon."

"What is a racist's favorite seafood dish? Klu Klux Klam"

"NORTH CAROLINA:We believe in family values. ME:Like Disney movies? NC:Exactly. ME:Like Mulan, where a cross dresser saves China? NC:..."

"There is no such thing as Internet stalking. Stalking requires physical activity. Fun activity like softly brushing your hair at night Sarah"

"I've just wrecked myself. I wish I'd checked myself beforehand."

"Tonight I realized that I gaze at cheese in much the same way that first time mothers gaze at their newborns"

"3 database admins walked into a nosql bar A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table"

"Why did Daniel LaRusso suffer from sexual frustration? He wouldn't whacks off"

"Why do police ask to see your drinking license when they pull you over, but they call it a driver license like your bartender does before you can drink?"

"The wind just blew my dress up. Even the weather wants me to be a whore."