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Joke of the Day

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."

"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."

"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"

"It's Palm Sunday and we didn't drink the wine out of a coconut? I don't know why this church even has a suggestion box."

"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."

"I heard this song by the Righteous Brothers I cant remember what its called, but it was off the chain"

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz: ##**They all gave it one star.**"

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""

"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."

"I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don't know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen."