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Joke of the Day
"I invented a Glass Coffin, but I don't know if it will catch on. Remains to be seen."
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"Why do women try to talk football? Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies? No. You don't."
"I once asked an Irishman ""Why do the Irish always answer questions with another question?"" He said, ""do we now?"""
"I once went to a zoo which had only one animal It was a Shih Tzu."
"I got fired from my job as a massage therapist My boss said I rubbed people the wrong way."
"Props to every deodorant commercial ever for abandoning all creativity and just going with ""If you buy this, women will have sex with you"""
"What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner? ""(1)/8"""
"Spiritually, ever since I ate my first curry, I'll always be part Indian."
"Think of how horrible Ray Rice and the NFL had to act in order to make TMZ seem like brave investigative reporters"
"My wife slapped me when I told her I'm buying her a puppy for Christmas. I thought she'd be excited to hear that she's getting a little husky..."