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Joke of the Day

"Tom Cruise has never starred in a movie where his character description didn't include the word ""hotshot."""

"Where do you keep microscopic criminals? In cells."

"Then God created Saturn and he liked it, so he put a ring on it."

"What is the opposite of sex? Laughter.. Ha ha.."

"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"I know a girl named Penny But because of inflation, she is going to change her name to Nickel soon."

"How do rednecks know when their sister is on her period? Their dad's dick tastes like blood."

"Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse? Neither did she."

"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? Fitting in"

"Trying to explain to H that when the doctor said he can have one red wine a day, he didn't mean bottle."