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Joke of the Day
"Why aren't there any B batteries? Because people might think you have a stutter."
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"I don't think the church is going to let me pick music for the bible group again. In my defense, the band name ""Lamb of God"" is misleading."
"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"
"Catfishing my ex... So you could say we're back together."
"Me: lets go on a date Her: umm Me: what could go wrong *25 minutes later we are being chased by a pack of raccoons*"
"What does a rock artist say to a jazz musician? To the airport please"
"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far today I have finished two bags of chips and a chocolate cake. I feel better already."
"Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention? Because he was Snowden!"
"People who live in stone houses shouldn't throw glasses."