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Joke of the Day
"What do you feed an invisible cat? Evaporated milk."
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"That awkward moment when you're trying to get over someone you were never dating."
"What does a guy who's self-conscious about his uncircumcised penis say to his barber? Just a little off the tip- I mean top."
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"It's cold outside... Come inside, sit in the corner It's 90"
"Did you hear the horror story about the teens having sex on a camping trip? It was fucking in tents!"
"The year is 2045. Favstar Bot 32 becomes self aware and deletes our top tweets."
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