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Joke of the Day

"*cop frisking me* Cop: ""theres nothin in your pockets that will poke me, right?"" Uh, no Cop: ""OW!"" *baby porcupine jumps out* RUN POKEY, RUN"

"If Donald Trump wants to send all the illegal female Mexicans back over the border Then he should give sexting a go."

"What do you call an imam that owns a goat and a camel? Bisexual."

"My lesbian neighbors gave me a Rolex for my birthday. It's nice, but I think they misunderstood me when I said, ""I wanna watch."""

"According to movies when a huge object is chasing you, left and right turns do not exist."

"Food is like dark humor not every one gets it."

"Welcome to Insults Us, you sack of crap. Buy some stuff if you're not too cheap. Maybe eat out of a garbage can. You'd probably like that"

"How did Moses part the Red Sea? He used a Sea-saw."

"I went out clubbing in the village last night. People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood. I was more concerned about my club."

"Did you hear about the new Voat mobile app? It's called Reddit Was Fun."