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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair in the pot."
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"What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche? The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche."
"What is Donald Trump telling Barack Obama supporters? Orange is the new Black."
"my girlfriends dad asked me what I do but apparently your daughter wasn't the answer"
"I think I am going to buy a whiteboard.... They're simply remarkable."
"I work at a dealership, this guy there is addicted to brake fluid but he says he can stop at anytime!"
"Why did the Amish woman get pregnant? Because she was seeing too many Mennonite."
"A Gnome and A Reindeer take a picture together What is it called when a gnome and a reindeer take an instant picture of themselves - A S-ELF-IE POLE-ROID"
"Frizzy hair? Coconut oil No shaving cream? Coconut oil Dry skin? Coconut oil Relationship problems? Coconut oil Bad credit? Coconut oil"
"A man walks into a bar. He then says ""ouch."""