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Joke of the Day

"I was walking along the road the other day when I saw a dead, baby ghost... ...however if I think about it it was probably a handkerchief"

"Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair."

"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."

"What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? Patty O'Furniture."

"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"

"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""

"Tesla Car Driving Grandmother to Family Christmas. 12 Hours Later...: Pulls up into the family home dead with the children yelling ""Grandma's here! Grandma's here!"""

"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."

"I went to see my doctor about my insomnia. Not sure he appreciated me knocking on his door at 3AM."

"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."