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Joke of the Day
"Newt Gingrich would probably leave the presidential race... if he learned it had cancer."
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"What exercise does Ned Flanders do at the gym? Diddly squat"
"What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison? You can't wash your face in a buffalo."
"Ever get the feeling someone is watching you when you sleep? Yeah, sorry about that."
"What's a storm trooper's favorite pollster? Pew! Pew! Pew!"
"I would love to know what it's like to be handsome for one day... ... because everyday is just too much."
"What do you call a country full of animals that eat a lot and sleep for many months at a time? High-Bear-Nation! ^^*Shit* ^^*where's* ^^*the* ^^*door*"
"People use to laugh at me when I would say ""I want to be a comedian"" Well nobody is laughing now."
"Want to know how to annoy someone who has OCD?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"