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Joke of the Day

"What did Gimli say when his wife wasn't in the mood for sex? ""You're going to have to toss me"""

"Suggested Thanksgiving Conversation starters: ""Which God are we thanking again?"" You're welcome :)"

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."

"There are Three Rings to Marriage The Engagement Ring The Wedding Ring And The Suffering"

"If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has. "

"How do you get 100 jews into a car? Toss a penny in, how do you get them out? tell hitler is driveing the car."

"I've spent the past four years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer.. But no one will do it."

"Just got a diamond ring for my girlfriend Fair trade if you ask me"

"Never pee with the door open, it totally freaks out the other motorists."

"What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine? If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks."