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Joke of the Day
"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."
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"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian, then soviet."
"Does Bill Nye always wear a bowtie? Seriously though?"
"A Swedish bartender is found to be the spitting image of Leonardo DiCaprio As it turns out, they have the same amount of Oscars, too."
"What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? Wipes his ass."
"I been working on my summer bod: it the same as my regular body, but this time more popsackles in it."
"Why are Russians so heartless? Because organ traders offer good price."
"A man walks into a bar *ouch*"
"Went to an astrologer and found out why my wife and I aren't compatible. I'm a Capricorn and she's a fucking BITCH!"
"America is going to suffer if Donald Trump becomes president. You could say they are going toupee for it."