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Joke of the Day

"My wife had her driver's test the other day. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 guys jumped clear."

"Y'know the trouble with nude dancing is that not everything stops when the music does."

"I bet my church never imagined it was even possible to twerk to Amazing Grace."

"Why do you never play hide & seek with mountains? Mountains peak."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there.. .. he said he couldn't complain."

"I am a level 5 vegan.... I cant eat anything that casts a shadow."

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up"

"At first I thought this subreddit was beating a dead horse. But it had only fainted."

"If procrastination was a course offered at school I'd get an ""i"" for incomplete."

"Ever heard a good joke about sodium? Na"