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Joke of the Day
"I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it"
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"Two deer walk out of a gay bar... One deer says to the other deer ""I can't believe I just blew twenty bucks in there!"""
"One time I smashed my face into a keyboard and accidentally wrote the fifth Twilight book."
"What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy? Mammary loss   I made this up myself!"
"What do you call a terrible pun? A puntastropie."
"If I rule the world first thing I'll do is add a extra day into the weekend right after Saturday.. It will be called Matterday... It won't matter what you do that day"
"What has two wings and a halo? A chinese man on the phone! Wing wing, halo?"
"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"
"A man goes to visit the doctor Man: Did the test results come back? Doc: Yes, and the prognosis isn't good. Man: Well how long do I have? Doc: About 10. Man: 10 what? Years? Months? Doc: 8... 7...."
"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny."