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Joke of the Day

"The old ones are the best ones... ...unless we're talking about pornstars of course."

"The worst puns are hot dog puns."

"I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea."

"I was the atm today and an old women asked for my help checking her balance So i pushed her over."

"Tomorrow is bring your hangover to work day."

"How are anal sex and spinach the same? If you were forced to have it as a kid, you're going to hate it as an adult."

"I think maybe the key to eating healthy is not eating any food that has a TV commercial."

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"

"What is the worst part about an unfinished joke?"

"What if ants aren't insects at all but are vehicles that even smaller insects drive to work?"