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Joke of the Day
"According to my laptop, my New Year's resolution is 1680 x 1050."
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"Villains: Just leave the city where the super hero is. Problem solved."
"if anne hathaway doesnt say anne hatharrived every time she walks into a room she's wasting a great opportunity"
"How Old Is Your Father Teacher: ""How old is your father?"" Boy: ""As old as me."" Teacher: ""How can that be?"" Boy: ""He became a father only when I was born?"""
"What fetish does winners hate the most? The feet"
"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."
"Never argue with an Archeologist Theyll just keep digging up the past"
"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
"Raising my kids is hard. I can barely get the fat one off the ground."
"what's your pitch? ""so this guy steals from the rich..."" ok ""and gives to the poor"" nice. what's his name? ""Robin..."" haha I love it ""Hood"" wait"