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Joke of the Day

"Had a date with a lady I met on Christian Mingle. It was going fine until I told her I was Jewish & her half of the bill was $40 dollars."

"A baby horse is found injured. The cause of the injury is unknown, but foal play is suspected."

"What do you call the first migrant off the boat? Amhere What do you call the second migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwel What do you call the third migrant off the boat? Amhere Azwell Azhim"

"Girl And BOy Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."

"I just saw a woman outside sitting alone on a bench and staring at nothing and it made me so sad. I wonder what happened to her phone?"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just 1. It's offensive that you thought this was a joke."

"So I was in Jerusalem and a man was trying to sell me a gold watch... I kept telling him I don't want it. It looks too fake, not real gold. He looked at me and says ""It's not fake, Israel."""

"How does someone stop ISIS? Change their name to past tense, WASWAS."

"Going to start a band called The Subtweets. All songs will contain cryptic lyrics that incite paranoia in the crowd."

"The Mods they are a joke !"