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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Trump do in Musical theatre? ^^^(jazz-hands)"
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"George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!"
"What do you call a violent white man? Officer"
"Incest: The Boardgame Fun for the whole family!"
"My wife said she would come back home to me if I promised to give up my obsession with wanking on the staircase. I said, ""Okay, but can we take it one step at a time?"""
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"What do you do if a bird shits on your car? Don't ask her out again."
"What did the black man say to the Mexican? Hey. Watermelawn."
"I have a crowbar in my garage. Worst customers, they shit everywhere."
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