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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the 2 guys who stole a calender? They each got 6 months"
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"Be advised Ladies: Once I show you my Knight Rider lunchbox from 1985, foreplay has officially begun."
"So a Higgs boson meets the Pope... ""You can't have Mass without me."""
"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
"Clean and jerk is a weight lifting term? Oh... *Tosses tissues in the trash*"
"What is crucial to any joke about ISIS? The execution"
"Why did Trump go to space? Because hot air rises"
"When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down."
"What do anemic people drink? Pale ale"
"[on a first date] Ok, don't let her know you're really a squirrel... Her: I had a great time, good night! Me: *runs in front of her car"