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Joke of the Day

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"What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian? They had a feast of fun."

"I was going to make a Pokemon joke But I decided Natu"

"What did the monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything."

"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"

"What are some of your good 'fake names' Looking for some good joke names like: Mike Hunt Dixie Normous Ivana fukalot ect"

"Neat how we spend so much time and money on the war against pot but there are people driving around with eyelashes and antlers on their cars"

"Will Smith was found guilty of murder. Investigators say they found fresh prints at the scene."

"What do boobs and Christmas trees have in common? When you see really nice ones, you have to ask if they are real or fake"

"What does an onion and a prostitute have in common? They give you really bad breath when you eat them."