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Joke of the Day

"My idea of muslim-oriented bar failed miserably. But I really expected ""Allahu Ak-BAR"" to blow up the nightlife."

"I hope this guy at the urinal next to me can see that I'm checking Twitter and not taking pictures."

"My girlfriend broke up with me today Now I guess I'm just somebody that she used to blow"

"My mute friend told me a funny joke."

"People without kids: I'll never yell at my kids People with kids: I DONT KNOW WHY SOMEONE SPIT THEIR GUM ON THE ROAD JUST WALK!"

"George W Bush kept us safe just like how abstinence education kept Bristol Palin unpregnant."

"I walked into the bar sober with $42 & walked out drunk with $42. But you're right fellas, men are smarter than women."

"how to you circumcise a red neck uppercut his sister"

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

"Why do elephants hate flying? The seats are too small."