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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle? There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math."

"Two prostitutes are standing on the corner. One asked the other, ""Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz before?"" The prostitute replies, ""No, but I've been swung by my tits."""

"How many literalists does it take to change a lightbulb? One."

"Where did Noah keep his bees? In the ark hives"

"What do you call a man on your porch? Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs."

"What's the worst kind of joke? Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone."

"Is that a Nexus 6 or are you just happy to see me?"

"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"

"We've all been talking about your paranoia."

"What did the scientist say at the bar? I'd like some H20 please."